Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Things I Learned Yesterday

1. Chocolate is not my friend. Not because I don't like him, but I don't like the people he hangs around with... namely heartburn and indigestion.

2. My ankles and my calves have had a love child... her name is CANKLE.

3. "You're carrying like a girl" (i.e. you look FAT from behind now too) is the cruelest phrase in the English language.

4. "You're still here" (i.e. you haven't had that baby yet???) comes in a close second.

3 comments:

Karla (Grace) said...

Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

we still love you cankles and all.

Jen said...

Oh man, chocolate is no longer my friend either, and I'm not even preggo. It's a sad day when a hershey kiss makes your rue the day...