I have been trying to remember the words to this song (so that I could sing it to Nate) for months now with no avail. Google to the rescue!
"I went to the animal fair
The birds and the beasts were there
The old baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair
The monkey he got drunk
And fell on the elephant's trunk
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees
And what became of the monk, the monk, the monk?"